Friday, 2 January 2009

Desmond and The Little Notebook of NYR: 09'.

And so 2009 begins. (Or has begun, if you must.)

The start of the year always means resolutions that one gives up by the third week of January. But in case you last longer than 21 days, here's a breakdown of what that means.

After the first month of the year? You're not bad.
After the first month and a half of the year? You're good.
After the second month of the year? Expect Santa to bring you presents come December 09'.

After March? Chances are you meant, "Eat smaller meals in 09" as opposed to the "Eat meals in 09" you thought it was. Re-check your "Little Notebook of New Year Resolutions: 09".

After April? Check your watch, because you've probably dreamt the whole thing up. Then check your calender. It's probably still January.

So knowing resolutions hardly stick (for me), here's some of mine for this year.
1. Go bungee jumping by 3rd Jan 09'.
2. Have dinner on the 2nd Jan 09'.
3. End this entry soon.

- Which way now?

(Whadduyaknow! I've managed to fulfil my No. 3 already!)

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