The time has come for Uncle Desmond to share some pearls of wisdom. Bear in mind Uncle Desmond has walked the earth for 18 years. And well. Its not very long. But it is his blog. So he does get to write whatever he wants.
Don't you just hate it when people start talking in third person?? Haha, i know i do. haha..
Ok, let's get along now. Here are some things I learnt in the past few days.. Wise things that should be passed from generation to generation.
1.) Don't blow into a cup of tea leaves, with the fan blowing in your direction.
2.) If you bit yourself and got an ulcer, be careful not to do it again. Especially at the same spot.
3.) When travelling on public transport alone, do not think of things that make you laugh hysterically.
4.) When you are walking home, and you are singing out loud, always check to see if there are people around you. If caught, be cool and pretend you knew the person was there all along. Smile to the person, while singing, if possible.
Ok. That's it for now.!!
Till next time, I'm Uncle Desmond!!!
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