Yes, I'm generous that way. I give perfect strangers face lifts and hair implants. Glasses on -they've got eye bags and bad nose jobs. Glasses off and - BAM! Face is wrinkle-free, nose is perfectly symmetrical.
I reckon I'm like Clark Kent. Or rather, his superhero-alter ego. Who, if you realise, also saves the world sans eye-wear. But he probably does it as a favor to the world - "Earthlings, I feel more compelled to save you when I can love your pretty faces."
What a superficial jerk.
No wonder I love Batman.
(This Individual would like you know it is mock-anger that he feels. Of course he loves Superman. The guy's Batman's buddy! He's just saying the Man in Tights might want to consider the hazard he poses to pilots, what with flying half-blind. )
3 comments:
okay, i'll only hang out with you when your glasses are off then... HAHA... :)
seriously hilarious la this post. anyways you better be finishing ur less-fun irish prof's essay. if not, face lift or not, he is not gonna be very happy with you.
dot - YAYE haha, then I'll not go and make new glasses. haha..
anon - I finished less-fun irish prof's essay two days before I wrote this entry! But I still have to finish More-fun Irish Prof's essay, by tmr no less. Suddenly he doesn't seem all that fun.
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